Saturday, June 22, 2024

Male or female humans which do you prefer?

Freya taking a nap after socialising with the male plumbers

 Purrsonally, I have always preferred females. For the following reasons...

  • They are usually in charge of food in the kitchen.
  • They vocalise in a higher voice more like a miaow.
  • They have softer bodies to lie on.
  • They take up less room in the bed.

But my friend, Freya prefers males. She says she likes them better because...

  • They have bigger laps to sit on and she is largish.
  • If they love cats, they are soppier than the females!
  • They are less fussy about cat hair.
  • She finds their snoring restful at night.


Which do you prefer? And why?


  • If your human wants to know why, tell her/him to read chapter 3 in this book.


4 comments:

  1. Most of my cats prefer my hubby.

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  2. Hmm! Good question! I prefer my male human at 4 a.m. because he gets up and feeds me, and then he plays with me with the fishing rod if I want to. I prefer my female human around 3 p.m. when she gives me my food with vitamins and supplements! She makes it all fun, making me feel very important (I'm on wet food and also on home-made food). Too bad none of them are snoring, but I do :)

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  3. Miss NegrescoJune 22, 2024

    Ah! I have no choice because my female human is single! She loves me very much! Actually, I want her to stay single! Am I too selfish?

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  4. Female humans for me! But, three friends of my friends prefer their male human! I don't know why because their female human is a very well trained servant to them! We cats are funny, don't we?

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