Wednesday, December 24, 2014

George's Christmas message and the 12 days of Catmas.

I was going to give a Christmas message about the importance of kindness to the lower animals, humans, (excluding mice, of course). Dumb creatures that they are, humans need our help at Christmas - dressing the tree, pulling down the tree, eating up spare bits of turkey, generally cleaning plates and vaccuuming edible bits off the floor
But instead I thought I would pass on this feline carol. My human insisted on the ridiculous photo of me in a silly hat.


THE TWELVE DAYS OF CATMAS


On the first day of Catmas
There came a gift from me
A tear in your precious settee!

On the second day of Catmas
There came a gift from me
Two headless mice
And a tear in your precious settee!

On the third day of Catmas
There came a gift from me
Three fur balls
Two headless mice
And a tear in your precious settee!

On the Fourth day of Catmas
There came a gift from me
Four feathered birds
Three fur balls
Two headless mice
And a tear in your precious settee!


On the Fifth day of Catmas
There came a gift from me
Five furry things
Four feathered birds
Three fur balls
Two headless mice
And a tear in your precious settee!


On the Sixth day of Catmas
There came a gift from me
Six strays a spraying
Five furry things
Four feathered birds
Three fur balls
Two headless mice
And a tear in your precious settee!


On the seventh day of Catmas
There came a gift from me
Seven trays a brimming
Six strays a spraying
Five furry things
Four feathered birds
Three fur balls
Two headless mice
And a tear in your precious settee!


On the eighth day of Catmas
There came a gift from me
Eight fishheads reeking
Seven trays a brimming
Six strays a spraying
Five furry things
Four feathered birds
Three fur balls
Two headless mice
And a tear in your precious settee!



On the ninth day of Catmas
There came a gift from me
Nine fleas a leaping
Eight fishheads reeking
Seven trays a brimming
Six strays a spraying
Five furry things
Four feathered birds
Three fur balls
Two headless mice
And a tear in your precious settee!

On the tenth day of Catmas
There came a gift from me
Ten toms a wailing
Nine fleas a leaping
Eight fishheads reeking
Seven trays a brimming
Six strays a spraying
Five furry things
Four feathered birds
Three fur balls
Two headless mice
And a tear in your precious settee!


On the eleventh day of Catmas
There came a gift from me
Eleven kittens mewing
Ten toms a wailing
Nine fleas a leaping
Eight fishheads reeking
Seven trays a brimming
Six strays a spraying
Five furry things
Four feathered birds
Three fur balls
Two headless mice
And a tear in your precious settee!


On the Twelfth day of Catmas
There came a gift from me
Twelve vet bills coming
Eleven kittens mewing
Ten toms a wailing
Nine fleas a leaping
Eight fishheads reeking
Seven trays a brimming
Six strays a spraying
Five furry things
Four feathered birds
Three fur balls
Two headless mice

And a tear in your precious settee!

6 comments:

  1. George, this is brilliant! Merry Christmas to you!

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  2. We loved your Christmas message George - your Mum maybe not so much with the vet bills!
    Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

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  3. That's the best ever version of that song, I think. Wonder if it's on the I-tunes or somethin'...

    Purrs,
    Nissy

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  4. Brilliant! Bravo George! Wishing you and Celia and, of course, to all cats and their humans
    a very Merry Christmas!
    Love & hugs
    Fluffy

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  5. I love the song! I have to teach my humans to sing it :-)
    George, love your hat too! You look cool!
    Who's the red & white cat? She looks like the prefect Christmas cat - doesn't need any more decorations!
    Merry Christmas to all!
    Lenny

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