George Online Cat. Author and Behaviourist.

I AM THE THE AUTHOR OF "A-Z. A CAT'S GUIDE TO HUMANS. "A must read for all felines,"-- Tilly the Ugliest Cat in the Shelter. "Saved me from so many mistakes with my new human,"-- Toby the Cross-Eyed Stray.

Saturday, October 25, 2025

Behind every successful author is a hard working cat

›

I have been a feline ghost writer for many years. My human, Celia, has published several books about cats. With her name, not mine, on the...

1 comment:

Saturday, October 18, 2025

Cats go walkies? Purrsonally, never.

›

Purrsonally, I have never allowed my human to put me on a leash and go walkies. It is demeaning, as well as unpleasant, to be treated like a...

2 comments:

Sunday, October 12, 2025

Look at the ears...

›

Maltese cat outside an archeological site - ear tip on left ear just visible. With the help of my human I have been researching unowned ca...

1 comment:

Saturday, October 04, 2025

Human blah-blah-blah

›

Celia and Mr Spangles watching a zoom meeting Have you noticed how often humans talk to us? They seem to assume we understand human talk. Wh...

3 comments:

Saturday, September 27, 2025

The tail quiver .. what am I saying?

›

When do I quiver my tail and what does it mean? Well, my tail quivers when I mark my territory by spraying urine. It's part of the s...

‹

›

Home

View web version

About Me

George Online Cat: I am the author of A-Z. A Cat's Guide to Humans. I have been studying the cat-human relationship for the last 7 years. I have an honours degree in human behaviour and a masters in human problems.

View my complete profile