George Online Cat. Author and Behaviourist.

I AM THE THE AUTHOR OF "A-Z. A CAT'S GUIDE TO HUMANS. "A must read for all felines,"-- Tilly the Ugliest Cat in the Shelter. "Saved me from so many mistakes with my new human,"-- Toby the Cross-Eyed Stray.

Saturday, October 26, 2024

If cats designed catteries...

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This cattery design looks modern but it gives the inmates no privacy from staring humans. If we cats designed catteries, the most importan...

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Saturday, October 19, 2024

The Prime Minister didn't adopt. He shopped.

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KITTENS LIKE CONRAD NEED A HOME.... Humans will keep buying us. As if we were a packet of cereal from a supermarket. Then after buying us...

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Saturday, October 12, 2024

Cats in hats

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Dressing up cats is one of the more disgusting habits of young humans, usually females. It's uncomfortable, and it goes against the dign...

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Monday, September 30, 2024

How we domesticated humans

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This is a home for a cat circa 8,500 BC - one of the first that humans built when they became civilised and friendly to cats. Before that ...

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Saturday, September 21, 2024

Interventions for online addicts

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Humans are strange creatures that get addicted to their computer screens. They are simply not present. Not here. Like drug users, they becom...

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George Online Cat: I am the author of A-Z. A Cat's Guide to Humans. I have been studying the cat-human relationship for the last 7 years. I have an honours degree in human behaviour and a masters in human problems.

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