George Online Cat. Author and Behaviourist.

I AM THE THE AUTHOR OF "A-Z. A CAT'S GUIDE TO HUMANS. "A must read for all felines,"-- Tilly the Ugliest Cat in the Shelter. "Saved me from so many mistakes with my new human,"-- Toby the Cross-Eyed Stray.

Friday, November 29, 2019

Humans have put out moonlight

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The excitement of moonlight nights... the hoot of the owl, the footfall of a passing fox, and the ear twitch of grazing rabbits keeping ou...

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Friday, November 22, 2019

Beware of Men in Red. Kill that beard.

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Beware the festive season. It's starting... men in red roaming around the streets. Noisy fat bastards ringing bells. Run for your li...

Saturday, November 16, 2019

Kitchen countertops - cats versus humans.

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Humans try to impose a rule that cats should not walk upon kitchen countertops. The feline rule is that we are entitled to do just that ...

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Sunday, November 10, 2019

Fresh Laundry....mmmmm....zzzzz

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Make your human do proper laundry. Not just washing and drying but also ironing. It's part of their servant duties. Fresh laundry do...

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Sunday, November 03, 2019

Rain.... and wet cats

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Rain. We don't like it. We really don't. It is the responsibility of our humans to make sure that we do not get wet. In an idea...

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George Online Cat: I am the author of A-Z. A Cat's Guide to Humans. I have been studying the cat-human relationship for the last 7 years. I have an honours degree in human behaviour and a masters in human problems.

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