George Online Cat. Author and Behaviourist.

I AM THE THE AUTHOR OF "A-Z. A CAT'S GUIDE TO HUMANS. "A must read for all felines,"-- Tilly the Ugliest Cat in the Shelter. "Saved me from so many mistakes with my new human,"-- Toby the Cross-Eyed Stray.

Saturday, October 26, 2019

Stop that! Claw and order.

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My friend Marley demonstrates how to keep your human in line with judicious use of the claw, followed by a little painless nip. Only the m...

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Thursday, October 17, 2019

Fear and loathing in the cattery

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They go on holiday. We go to gaol. It's not fair. My human has swanned off to have a good time and I am stuck in prison. They call it...

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Saturday, October 12, 2019

Walls and fencing - human barriers versus cat barriers

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Walls, and fencing are cat highways. As every cat knows. They allow us to travel from house to house along the back of a street. They form...

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Saturday, October 05, 2019

The blessing of a cat

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Humans occasionally show their gratitude. This week, my human finally wrote something which I can fully appreciate, even if I longed to ...

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Saturday, September 28, 2019

Human presumption and feline punishment....

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Naturally the human publishers are anxious to stay on the right side of their best selling feline author. They sent me a package of expens...

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George Online Cat: I am the author of A-Z. A Cat's Guide to Humans. I have been studying the cat-human relationship for the last 7 years. I have an honours degree in human behaviour and a masters in human problems.

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