George Online Cat. Author and Behaviourist.

I AM THE THE AUTHOR OF "A-Z. A CAT'S GUIDE TO HUMANS. "A must read for all felines,"-- Tilly the Ugliest Cat in the Shelter. "Saved me from so many mistakes with my new human,"-- Toby the Cross-Eyed Stray.

Saturday, September 28, 2019

Human presumption and feline punishment....

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Naturally the human publishers are anxious to stay on the right side of their best selling feline author. They sent me a package of expens...

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Saturday, September 21, 2019

Life of a feline artist - success.

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At last... my book is officially published. A Cat's Guide to Humans from A-Z . And this time my name is on the cover. Feline friends ...

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Thursday, September 12, 2019

Human feet - enticing but useless

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Naked human feet are tempting. They have an enticing scent, a mixture of body odour, sock, and leather shoe. Sniffing them is fun. Licking t...

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Saturday, September 07, 2019

Advice to Larry the First Cat

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Dogs look up to humans, while we look down on them. Why does this matter? It gives humans ideas above their station in life. Just look ...

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Sunday, September 01, 2019

Why humans cannot pounce.

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Toby demonstrates the high pounce "Four legs good: two legs bad!" is a slogan invented by a human as a sneer in a wor...

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George Online Cat: I am the author of A-Z. A Cat's Guide to Humans. I have been studying the cat-human relationship for the last 7 years. I have an honours degree in human behaviour and a masters in human problems.

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