George Online Cat. Author and Behaviourist.

I AM THE THE AUTHOR OF "A-Z. A CAT'S GUIDE TO HUMANS. "A must read for all felines,"-- Tilly the Ugliest Cat in the Shelter. "Saved me from so many mistakes with my new human,"-- Toby the Cross-Eyed Stray.

Sunday, April 25, 2010

How to dazzle a human being

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Dear George, My name is Marti and I think I’m a gorgeous cat! I LOVE glamour! I love to be pampered and cared for. I...

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Saturday, April 17, 2010

Victor Meldrew? Not any more now I am loved. Well, less grumpy!

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Dear George A few years ago your wretched secretary described me as a Victor Meldrew sort of cat (after the British TV series about a grumpy...

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Friday, April 09, 2010

Love, celibacy, sex ... and the single cat.

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Dear George, Your comment on the Asian characters prompted me to search out the old comments you had posted, and then, what I could not rea...

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Friday, April 02, 2010

Easter and those bunnies....

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Dear George, You must be pretty busy this week with your secretary away to college. I think you are too kind to her! I know she’s in you...

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Friday, March 26, 2010

Why must humans have kittens of their own?

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Dear George, I do not understand why humans want to have kittens of their own when they have us! What’s wrong with them? Isn’t servi...

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George Online Cat: I am the author of A-Z. A Cat's Guide to Humans. I have been studying the cat-human relationship for the last 7 years. I have an honours degree in human behaviour and a masters in human problems.

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