George Online Cat. Author and Behaviourist.

I AM THE THE AUTHOR OF "A-Z. A CAT'S GUIDE TO HUMANS. "A must read for all felines,"-- Tilly the Ugliest Cat in the Shelter. "Saved me from so many mistakes with my new human,"-- Toby the Cross-Eyed Stray.

Monday, October 26, 2009

The most beautiful cat in the world is dead

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William Bedford Payne died Monday Oc tober 26th at Cogges Veterinary Surgery of a merciful overdose at the age of fourteen years. He had can...

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Thursday, October 22, 2009

Humans - they are so irresponsible.

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Dear George, Why is it that the human servants of cats are not made to act more responsibly? Molly, the cat next door sneaked into our house...

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Sunday, October 11, 2009

Introducing the sticky crunch of newts

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Dear George, When I first came into the kitchen with a newt thrashing about between my gums, my humans were – heaven knows why – shocked rat...

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Saturday, October 10, 2009

Do books make me an intellectual?

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Dear George, I have decided to become an intellectual cat and the reason is that I’m fed up with my female human. I can’t stand her any long...

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Friday, October 02, 2009

Dragons for cats - the lizard option.

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Dear George There was talk of dragons earlier. I think you said you"d like to get a crack at a small dragon. Well, I have. Here's a...

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George Online Cat: I am the author of A-Z. A Cat's Guide to Humans. I have been studying the cat-human relationship for the last 7 years. I have an honours degree in human behaviour and a masters in human problems.

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