George Online Cat. Author and Behaviourist.

I AM THE THE AUTHOR OF "A-Z. A CAT'S GUIDE TO HUMANS. "A must read for all felines,"-- Tilly the Ugliest Cat in the Shelter. "Saved me from so many mistakes with my new human,"-- Toby the Cross-Eyed Stray.

Saturday, February 28, 2009

How can I throw my human out of the Master Bedroom?

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Dear George, As you can see, I am King Winston of English descent and I was the king of the house…..until my housekeepers moved to a new ho...

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Sunday, February 22, 2009

Favourite TV programmes for cats.

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Dear George, My humans purrsuaded me to watch a Garfield movie the other day. I didn't think much of it. They seem to think I should enj...

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Saturday, February 14, 2009

I hate jogging; I’m a yoga girl!

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Dear George, I believe that my wellbeing is in big danger. Let me tell you why I think so! This past Sunday, I and my sister, Fluffy, woke u...

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Friday, February 06, 2009

How can I stop my human disturbing my afternoon nap?

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Dear George, This is a serious matter and I need all your help as I’m close to losing my temper! What could possible be in my human male’s m...

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Saturday, January 31, 2009

Interrupting human computer behaviour

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Dear George, My human housekeeper, Jilly, is failing in her duties. Her time should be spent caring for the four of us, keeping the wa ter b...

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George Online Cat: I am the author of A-Z. A Cat's Guide to Humans. I have been studying the cat-human relationship for the last 7 years. I have an honours degree in human behaviour and a masters in human problems.

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