George Online Cat. Author and Behaviourist.

I AM THE THE AUTHOR OF "A-Z. A CAT'S GUIDE TO HUMANS. "A must read for all felines,"-- Tilly the Ugliest Cat in the Shelter. "Saved me from so many mistakes with my new human,"-- Toby the Cross-Eyed Stray.

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Saggy tummy syndrome - how can I stop my human dieting me.

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Dear George, You may not be able to see from the photo, but I am a large cat. A seriously large cat. I put it down to my inheritable British...

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Sunday, October 19, 2008

How can I stop my human hauling me off to the vet?

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Dear George, Periodically, my human will ambush me without warning (usually when I am sound asleep enjoying dreams of chasing mousies and bi...

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Monday, October 13, 2008

Mouse deposits - the way to stop financial meltdown?

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Dear George, High finance and the arrogance of merchant bankers, who call themselves the Masters of the Universe, usually don't interest...

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Sunday, October 05, 2008

How do we cats vote?

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Dear George, How should we felines vote? Republican or Democrat? Tory or Labour? And why don't we have a vote? I should like to have a...

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Monday, September 29, 2008

Why can't humans grow proper cat's whiskers?

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Dear George, As you can see from my pictures I have elegantly long whiskers from my muzzle and some rather charming whiskers above my eyes, ...

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George Online Cat: I am the author of A-Z. A Cat's Guide to Humans. I have been studying the cat-human relationship for the last 7 years. I have an honours degree in human behaviour and a masters in human problems.

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