George Online Cat. Author and Behaviourist.

I AM THE THE AUTHOR OF "A-Z. A CAT'S GUIDE TO HUMANS. "A must read for all felines,"-- Tilly the Ugliest Cat in the Shelter. "Saved me from so many mistakes with my new human,"-- Toby the Cross-Eyed Stray.

Monday, September 29, 2008

Why can't humans grow proper cat's whiskers?

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Dear George, As you can see from my pictures I have elegantly long whiskers from my muzzle and some rather charming whiskers above my eyes, ...

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Sunday, September 21, 2008

Humans, not cats, are the true killing machines

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Dear George I spend a lot of time hunting in the nearby hedges, in the village were I live. I brought a mouse home yesterday through the cat...

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Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Why do humans disapprove of washing?

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Dear George, Why are humans so odd when we wash. I wash after I have eaten. I wash after a human has stroked me, particularly if I didn'...

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Sunday, September 07, 2008

What is this weird human behaviour?

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I've heard this weird story from a friend whose human visited another cat lover. He reached down to pet her cat a couple of times gently...

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Sunday, August 31, 2008

How to make a human give you food.

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Dear George, I have had to find a new home, because my last owners just went on holiday last spring leaving me to fend for myself. But my ne...

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George Online Cat: I am the author of A-Z. A Cat's Guide to Humans. I have been studying the cat-human relationship for the last 7 years. I have an honours degree in human behaviour and a masters in human problems.

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