George Online Cat. Author and Behaviourist.

I AM THE THE AUTHOR OF "A-Z. A CAT'S GUIDE TO HUMANS. "A must read for all felines,"-- Tilly the Ugliest Cat in the Shelter. "Saved me from so many mistakes with my new human,"-- Toby the Cross-Eyed Stray.

Sunday, August 31, 2008

How to make a human give you food.

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Dear George, I have had to find a new home, because my last owners just went on holiday last spring leaving me to fend for myself. But my ne...

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Thursday, August 21, 2008

How should a cat help in the kitchen?

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Dear George, I have decided that I want to be a chef so I am learning the trade by taking more part in kitchen activity. It's one of the...

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Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Surely we cats need cat addicts!

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Dear George I am only a kitten but it seems to me that you have missed the point. We cats should encourage cat addiction. Cat addicts love c...

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Sunday, August 10, 2008

Are some humans cat addicted?

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Dear George, I always know when They are up to something... And now I know what it is: they want me to have a companion. They talk about it...

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Saturday, August 02, 2008

Humans quarrel among themselves as much as we cats do

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Dear George I think you have been taken in by human hypocrisy. They quarrel among themselves just as much as we cats do. If not more. Ask yo...

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George Online Cat: I am the author of A-Z. A Cat's Guide to Humans. I have been studying the cat-human relationship for the last 7 years. I have an honours degree in human behaviour and a masters in human problems.

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