George Online Cat. Author and Behaviourist.

I AM THE THE AUTHOR OF "A-Z. A CAT'S GUIDE TO HUMANS. "A must read for all felines,"-- Tilly the Ugliest Cat in the Shelter. "Saved me from so many mistakes with my new human,"-- Toby the Cross-Eyed Stray.

Saturday, July 19, 2008

Help! I just can't live with my adolescent daughter.

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Dear George, I had kittens a year ago. I have now been spayed but having kittens was a mistake for me. It all went well. There were six of t...

Monday, July 14, 2008

Why don't humans wash properly?

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Dear George, Have you noticed how rarely humans wash? They are really quite filthy. I wash at the following times -- after eating (and I do ...

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Thursday, July 10, 2008

How can I stop my humans interrupting my sleep with you-know-what?

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Dear George, What is is with humans and their sex lives? Have you noticed how out of order their sexuality is? Most proper animals come in...

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Saturday, July 05, 2008

I am blind. Why don't humans adopt blind cats?

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Dear George, As you can see from the photo, there is something wrong with my eyes. Not that I can see anything wrong. Even if I could recog...

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Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Strange food enjoyed by cats.

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Dear George On the food issue. I have my preferences. My humans give me sardines packed in water from time to time. They HATE the smell b...

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George Online Cat: I am the author of A-Z. A Cat's Guide to Humans. I have been studying the cat-human relationship for the last 7 years. I have an honours degree in human behaviour and a masters in human problems.

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