George Online Cat. Author and Behaviourist.

I AM THE THE AUTHOR OF "A-Z. A CAT'S GUIDE TO HUMANS. "A must read for all felines,"-- Tilly the Ugliest Cat in the Shelter. "Saved me from so many mistakes with my new human,"-- Toby the Cross-Eyed Stray.

Thursday, April 17, 2008

Cat kills viper - beat that, all you cats out there!

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Dear George My name is Clari and I am a serial viper killer. A great ginger hunter. Of course I catch lots of mice. They just need total pat...

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Thursday, April 10, 2008

Why does my human want to pick me up all the time?

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Dear George Why do humans think we are fluffy toys? Mine keeps trying to pick me up. I don't like it. I have made my wishes perfectly pl...

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Sunday, April 06, 2008

Sunbeams, heat and human house reorganisation

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Dear George, Do you know anything about these new things called sunbeams? They come through the window, settle on the floor and you can doze...

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Thursday, March 27, 2008

Help! How can I get out of cat rescue?

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Dear George, Can you help me get out of here. I am banged up in a small pen with nothing to do. It all started when somehow I lost my way ho...

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Saturday, March 15, 2008

Why buy scratching posts when furniture is better?

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Dear George, Coud you advise me how I can dissuade my human from investing her money on scratch posts and balls with bells. Furniture and a ...

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George Online Cat: I am the author of A-Z. A Cat's Guide to Humans. I have been studying the cat-human relationship for the last 7 years. I have an honours degree in human behaviour and a masters in human problems.

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