Larry, a master feline manipulator, is at the centre of British government (Number 10 Downing St) having seen off three human prime minsters. But he has been plagued by a mongrel dog who has been power sharing with him.
The Times claimed that Dilyn the dog was on the way out. The reason?
The pregnancy of Carrie Symonds, partner of Britain's fertile Prime Minster Boris Johnson. Human females find pregnancy long and difficult and only give birth to one kitten at a time. Pathetic, compared with our litters. As a result humans are paranoid about pregnancies.
So a clever bit of fake mews was put out by Larry supporters who feel he needs Number 10 to himself. Dylin was a danger to the pregnancy and would go.
We cats don't care much for human kittens which are noisy, leak at both ends, and very late developers. But the absence of Dilyn would have made up for a lot.
Alas, the plot failed. Dylin stays...
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Foiled again! MOL!
ReplyDeleteWell, I'm glad the dog stays! It would have been really pathetic to get rid of the dog for that only reason; the pregnancy! Dog are wonderful companions to the little human kitten! We educate & train the human kittens but dogs are good shoulders to cry that baby cry on :-)
ReplyDeleteCheers,
Chico