tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34610954.post1813074367989574898..comments2024-03-28T09:24:15.647+00:00Comments on George Online Cat. Author and Behaviourist.: Merry Christmas to all cats!George Online Cathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11768740072472564193noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34610954.post-82938377904481010352010-01-02T13:03:44.941+00:002010-01-02T13:03:44.941+00:00Dear Diego,
We cats must take our training tools f...Dear Diego,<br />We cats must take our training tools for humans as we find them, and perhaps now that the holiday is over you can use the tree to your advantage before your humans remove it. If humans are doing something that you do not like or exhibiting behavior that does not absolutely please and serve you 100%, then a loud noise will frighten them, and they will learn to associate the unpleasant noise with the behavior, thus training them NOT to do it. My human does not have a Christmas tree (owing to an "incident" on my first Christmas with her last year. Silly woman, I don't know what her problem was, it looked better down than it did up), but she does have a lovely mantelpiece over the fireplace and this is where she put all of her glass baubles and decorations this year. Then in an act of human pride, she moved my likely jumping-up spots so I couldn't recline on the mantel. Little did she know that I am a champion jumper (I just usually choose not to. Modesty, of course). She was exhibiting inappropriate behavior, putting some colored string through some fabric in a stupid design, and not paying attention to ME. Easily fixed. I took a stealthy leap up, and bam, bam, bam, not only tidied my reclining spot but created enough unpleasant noise and breakage that she immediately ceased the inappropriate behavior. Ha! She won't ignore ME again soon, I can tell you that. Or clutter up my mantelpiece, for that matter.<br /><br />Loud noises. Try it!<br />Sincerely,<br />Puss-Puss.Puss-Pussnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34610954.post-34900838412219325892010-01-01T09:06:14.238+00:002010-01-01T09:06:14.238+00:00We wish you a healthy and happy new year 2010!We wish you a healthy and happy new year 2010!Kimo and Sabihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07480000335488911733noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34610954.post-34138872197410888132009-12-30T04:40:51.036+00:002009-12-30T04:40:51.036+00:00I have a Christmas tree and three dogs barking at ...I have a Christmas tree and three dogs barking at it! I'm too old to climb it! I couldn't even hide under since my humans had company which was really upsetting. My advice Diego is to start training your human right away. George is a real gentleman but, listen to me...have no mercy or otherwise you won't be able to be around the tree soon.<br />Teach her a lesson and put her in her place once for all.<br />Sebastian<br /><br />PS. Nice kitties on Persian Cats! Congratulations ElenoraSebastiannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34610954.post-17505778574551979802009-12-29T05:24:33.897+00:002009-12-29T05:24:33.897+00:00I recently came across your blog and have been rea...I recently came across your blog and have been reading along. I thought I would leave my first comment. I don’t know what to say except that I have enjoyed reading. Nice blog.<br />Elenora<br /><a href="http://www.purrinlot.com" rel="nofollow">Persian Cats</a>elenora123https://www.blogger.com/profile/00594606944708198744noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34610954.post-60845343545844942592009-12-29T01:17:35.625+00:002009-12-29T01:17:35.625+00:00It's been years since my humans had a tree for...It's been years since my humans had a tree for me. I never attempted to climb it, but I sure did love hiding under it among all the presents. Don't give up on training your female human. There is hope. I have mine well trained, except they allowed all these people into MY house yesterday. Totally upset my routine and naps. They do this every year. What is their problem? Besides it was just too cold to stay outside for any length of time, so I had to resort to hiding under the bed, because there was no tree available!Oscar Snuggles, King of Tidewaterhttp://simpleandsouthern.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34610954.post-11726273323662789112009-12-26T20:17:54.942+00:002009-12-26T20:17:54.942+00:00Hm! Have to try this! May be I'll start medita...Hm! Have to try this! May be I'll start meditating under the tree!<br />Shumba<br /><br />PS. Harry Spotter, let me know if you want me to knit a sweater or something for you :-)Shumbanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34610954.post-51518901517919873222009-12-26T20:15:38.560+00:002009-12-26T20:15:38.560+00:00Good idea Diego! Do dogs nap in the trees?
Merry ...Good idea Diego! Do dogs nap in the trees?<br /><br />Merry Christmas to all furry friends (cats, dogs, rabbits)on this list.<br />Ciao<br />BellaBellanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34610954.post-90542850776931650872009-12-26T20:12:45.347+00:002009-12-26T20:12:45.347+00:00Harry Spotter,
I have a feeling that you've ch...Harry Spotter,<br />I have a feeling that you've changed residence from Egypt. Hopefully not to a cold country.<br />Anway, I'm sure your humans can find a nice suit to fit such a misterious gentleman as you.<br />Sir WinstonSir Winstonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34610954.post-20044767135617774892009-12-26T17:19:14.976+00:002009-12-26T17:19:14.976+00:00Merry Christmas to you all.
Hope you had a wonderf...Merry Christmas to you all.<br />Hope you had a wonderful Christmas filled with good food, toys and catnip.<br />Our humans went to visit some friends but came home on time to open presents! We got some toys and catnip and a book entitled "Everything cats expect you to know" by Elizabeth Martyn.<br />I'm not quite sure if the book was a present for us or for them. Anyway, we had a lovely evening; our daddy having a glass of something called "single malt" and mommy a glass of "ice wine" (I didn't know that one can make wine from ice)- it must have been some grape juice (it was a tiny, skinny bottle picturing some grapes on it). We had our favorite food and they had their veggies :-)<br />This morning we all got up late and they prepared us breakfast! Quite lovely! <br />Hugs<br />CayenneCayennenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34610954.post-73910951379196334862009-12-26T16:57:15.105+00:002009-12-26T16:57:15.105+00:00Diego, I'm sure George is right but I, persona...Diego, I'm sure George is right but I, personally, have no patience!<br />If I were you...I would start training your female human right away.<br />If she likes to sleep long hours in the morning, start by waking her up many times (find different excuses) When you see her losing her temper....lay besides her and purr!<br />Just a suggestion, of course!<br />Love<br />FluffyFluffynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34610954.post-36469917692359427712009-12-26T16:52:43.122+00:002009-12-26T16:52:43.122+00:00George,
I think human race is a drug user! My hum...George, <br />I think human race is a drug user! My humans had company and I saw them mixing drinks; some were drinking wine, others something called Scotch, others had beer. They don't even realize the effect of alcohol on their health. More they drink, more deaf they become. More they drink,louder they shout. Phew!<br />Hugs<br />Minnie<br /> <br />PS.Merry Christmas to you and Celia.Minnienoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34610954.post-11223762652019800322009-12-26T16:37:54.647+00:002009-12-26T16:37:54.647+00:00Dear George, how true!
Too bad you couldn't se...Dear George, how true!<br />Too bad you couldn't see them this morning!<br />Indeed, you are an excellent "human behaviour expert."<br />Love<br />Diego<br /><br />PS. I'm a slender, cute cat.Diegonoreply@blogger.com