Saturday, January 17, 2015

I stuck my tongue out to my human



Dear George,
What my human did to me is outright outrageous! She tried to shame me (see my face in the photo no 2) by calling in an animal behaviour specialist "to assess my destructive behaviour"! It's hard to believe but that's exactly what she did! Ah! about my destructive behaviour? She claims that I destroyed the walls in the flat we live in; she claims that I shred them to dry wall! But, I did not! It is just one corner (of course...a junction between two walls) that I scratched and I'll continue to scratch not because I lack calcium but because I can smell, feel "something" in the walls. It might be a mouse or squirrel or who knows what....but I can smell it! I can feel it! And, she doesn't get it! The animal behaviour specialist's conclusion? That there is nothing wrong with me and she should call in the property manager! Aha! In response to that I stuck my tongue out to her! 
Here! (see it in photo # 1). So, George...did you hear of other cats behaving like me? Any tips? Advice? I really think there are mice running up and down the walls! Her argument against mine is that our flat is in a new, modern building! Have you ever heard of something like this before?
Hugs
Shumba

Dear Shumba,
I scratch therefore I am..... a cat.
It is difficult to remember than humans are smell-blind and nearly deaf. They just don't have the noses, the hearing, and the brain power to notice smells and tiny noises like we do. Of course there was some rodent or other behind the wall. There's nothing to stop house mice making a home in a new building. Many do. Modern buildings are well ventilated and warmer than old ones. Mice, like humans, often prefer them.
I am glad that she called in a relatively sensible human to help out - sensible because this human agreed with you that there was something there. (Poor Celia is studying hard to try to get the level of expertise that will allow her to become a better cat behaviourist. Just a glimmering of understanding cat behaviour may result.... or not.)
I hope your human has provided a good scratching area. Celia bought a nice new armchair two years ago which is splendid for cat claws. I also have a Fat Boy post - nice and stable and occasionally I even use it if I am bored with the chair.
Good job humans are dumb animals. Your human could just have blocked the area with a piece of furniture. Too stupid to think of that, I suppose. Nice for you though. It must be fun to scratch there.
Yours
George.

7 comments:

  1. Hm! I know dogs scratch walls because they lack either calcium or brains.....but a cat? Definitely it is something in there. George, I don't think Sumba's human is stupid - she rescued Shumba after all - but I think she loves her art to much to cover it with furniture. Look at the walls :-)
    Diego

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  2. Shumba......you look sooooo cute.....in all your splendor and glory!
    Happy wall hunting :-)))
    Tom

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  3. Dear George, my good friend - you made me laugh again! I really needed a good morning laugh - listen to you: "poor Celia is studying hard"....ha! ha! ha! If Celia is studying so hard when are we going to find out what is she up to? Another university degree? A new book? (stealing another one from you?) What? Or are you just finding her another excuse for lacking in her duty as your secretary?
    Love & hugs
    Fluffy

    PS. Shumba, you look gorgeous! Very cute! Train your mommy to listen to you rather then listening to herself.

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  4. Shumba, you are one cute kitty. Maybe your human will find what's hiding in the wall.

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  5. Shumba, there's gotta be something in the walls.... you are quite right to stick your tongue out at Mom... She should listen to you.

    I keep trying to tell my Mom when there is something funny outside, but she can't tell until the skunk smells up the good outdoors and the stinky stuff comes in the window... Mom! If you had just listened to me you could have made that skunk go away and smell up the street or something.... Please listen next time.... Oreo.

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  6. humans… what do they know? XOXO Lucy

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  7. Fantastic work, keep your work hard, i really appreciate it. Lost and found

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