Dear George,
I hope you can
help me with a rather delicate matter. I live with two humans, who I deemed
suitable around this time last year, to be my assistants. They perform quite
well if I’m honest-there is always somewhere comfy and warm to sleep, I don’t
go without food, and there is a fine selection of toys provided. But, I’m
starting to feel like I’ve made a terrible mistake. And I hate that.

Please help
George,
Yours
purringly,
Len (AKA Bishop
Len Brennan, President of Mingtasmia).
P.S. The photos
show me sleeping on a cardboard box (it was in the sun when I jumped up!),
playing with an egg box full of treats, and sitting for a reward. All
humiliating, I’m sure you’ll agree.
Dear Len,
I have no comfort for you. Humans are addicted to taking our photos and putting them online - Facebook, blogs, YouTube. They even invade the privacy of kittens, would you believe?
I have utterly failed to train my human out of this behaviour. And did you know that the latest craze is for photos of hamsters' bottoms? What a disgusting species they are!
Yours in deepest gloom
George.
PS. Congratulations on your elevation to a bishopric in the footsteps of the famous Father Ted bishop. You will achieve celibacy more easily than some recent bishops!
Dear Len,
I have no comfort for you. Humans are addicted to taking our photos and putting them online - Facebook, blogs, YouTube. They even invade the privacy of kittens, would you believe?
I have utterly failed to train my human out of this behaviour. And did you know that the latest craze is for photos of hamsters' bottoms? What a disgusting species they are!
Yours in deepest gloom
George.
PS. Congratulations on your elevation to a bishopric in the footsteps of the famous Father Ted bishop. You will achieve celibacy more easily than some recent bishops!
You are adorable. I can see why your human takes so many photos. htt
ReplyDeleteYou are cute and you are lucky.
ReplyDeleteMine thinks she's an artist and paints.
Wait to see how many portraits of mine she did - very painful!
CAT Victoria
You are adorable! Do whatever you want and feel like.
ReplyDeleteSome humans are untrainable.
Just make sure you live your life as you please
Diego
Len, you are adorable! So cute!
ReplyDeleteHugs
Fluffy
You are so cute!!
ReplyDeleteVery beatifull cat
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