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Friday, August 09, 2013

What's wrong with using the bathtub? It's easy for them to clean up...

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Dear George,
What is a bathtub? And what is its purpose? I'm quite perplexed by my humans' behaviour. Recently we moved again. Yes! I don't expect you to remember how many times we moved so far but, YES, we moved again.  First we moved into a new flat which was ok since I made it my own. Then, we moved in with the "other" human (who had 3 cats - at least we all came from the same shelter) and I had to share everything including my human.  Now we moved to a bigger house which is fine except that I can't find a damn thing anymore so I started using what humans call a "bathtub" as my litter box.
Wasn't this a brilliant idea? Do you see anything wrong with this? I don't but they're making such a big fuss about it. The other cats go to the basement. Well, I don't want to go there. So, what's wrong that I turned the bathtub into my big, comfortable litter box? I like it! It has a nice touch! And I like the color! The other day I heard one of them saying " again? he did it again? what do we do now; how can we use it"?  George, do you think they want to use it as their litter box as well? Are they trying to steal it from me? What should I do?
Yours perplexed
Vegas

Dear Vegas,
Perplexed? I am not surprised. They are just so odd.  In the room with the bathtub, there is a second device know as a lavatory which they use as a litter tray. The only difference is that this contains water. I have sometimes wondered if humans expect us to wait till the bath is full of water (like the human litter box) and then relieve ourselves. But something tells me that they wouldn't like that either. Humans are so unreasonable.
So I think you have to purrsuade them to do something about the litter boxes. Obviously you are trying to get a message to them. There should be one litterbox for each individual, and then one extra just so we cats have a choice. Have they put down enough of them? Just putting them all in the same location is also not at all pleasing for us. They need to be spaced out in different locations. We don't want to have to use a litter tray with another cat standing by, or have to queue for entry. Humans don't like queuing for the chance to eliminate: why do they think is it acceptable to ask us to do so? 
They could put a litter box in the bathroom for you, or in the utility room, or somewhere nice and secluded and then cover the bath with something like netting. Just expecting you to use the basement when you don't feel like it or feel anxious about the other cats, is unreasonable.  What they probably don't understand is that we cats get used to a certain feel under our feet: now you are getting used to the bathtub feel. If they don't act soon it will be too late.....
If all else fails, use their bed. Then, with a bit of luck, they will call in a cat behaviour expert....
Yours in sympathy
George.
PS. Some cats teach themselves to use the human litter tray but it is very awkward to balance on the seat.

6 comments:

  1. Humans sure do get all bent out of shape when we don't use the right litter box. I say it's their problem and not the cat's.

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  2. What IS wrong with usin' the bathtub? I've never done it but honestly, it makes a whole whack of sense. Might just give it a try now that this option has been brought to my attention.

    But if peeps are gonna complain, I would suggest putting the litter box in the bathtub for a few days then moving it out onto to the floor, next to the tub.

    Good luck with your peeps.

    Purrs,
    Nissy

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  3. Are you kidding us? A bathtub as a litter box? Boy, don't you like to swim? Hmm! I might give it a try!
    Diego

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  4. Good idea Vegas! I tried it a while back and my humans placed the litter box in the bathtub until I got bored and tired by jumping in and out. Guess.....you are much younger! Good for you!
    Minnie

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  5. CAT VictoriaAugust 11, 2013

    Worth trying.....just to piss off the humans :-)))
    CAT Victoria

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  6. Poor Vegas, your apes are being so unreasonable, they should be grateful that you aren't using their pillows or slippers as a litter box.

    George as ever, gives wonderful advice, more litter boxes everywhere!

    Best of luck Vegas, moving is so hard on cats

    Gerry & Mungo

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