Thursday, July 12, 2007

Rumours of an oriental asylum seeker next door


There are some ugly rumours around of a new cat coming to live next door. Up till now Steffi and Paul Next Door have been ideal neighbours. Both William and I have been welcomed at any time and given rather nicer cat food than we get with Celia. Beds have been provided for me, George, when I felt like a sleep over in the afternoon. When builders and other human intruders were in the house, Steffi's bed was a very nice alternative.
Moreover they seemd to have a proper attitude towards me. Steffi valued my mousing prowess and at one time wanted to borrow me to get rid of the mice in her London flat. They also had a suitably humble attitude. All this now seems to be at risk.
The first sign of a possible intruder came when I rubbed against Steffi's ankles. There was a distinct smell of cat. Worse still, the smell of an oriental. The only interesting, and possibly less unpleasant aspect to the smell, was that it was female. Do we want a female oriental immigrant next door? No, we don't. She has been living on the street and indeed gave birth there when she was rescued by West Oxon Cats Protection. We feel sorry for her but we don't want asylum seekers like her in our backyards. William and I agree, for once, that while we have fellow feelings (after all we were both Cats Protection kittens) we think she would be happier somewhere else. Perhaps in the village across the fields. Or, since she has been on the street, in the nearby market town. She will find overflowing dustbins from Thai restaurants are available there - the sort of food she has been used to no doubt. More suitable for her than the huntin' rattin' and sportin' countryside, we feel.
Not In My Back Yard. Purrlease.

2 comments:

  1. AnonymousJuly 12, 2007

    Come on George. She's REALLY cute! She couldn't be that bad. Now be nice. Make friends with her and perhaps you can be hunting mates. Are mates only male friends? Or can you have female mates? That's so English I just don't know the answer to that. I know birds have mates, but they are usually male/female pairs. She is so fortunate, as are you and William, to have been rescued and will have a safe and warm place to call home. You certainly don't want her roaming the streets. She too deserves a good home. You must have really good neighbors!

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  2. AnonymousJuly 15, 2007

    Hm - needs thinking about don't it!

    You don't want Celia to be making too much of a fuss of her - you'll have to watch that closely - but I think you can be noble enough and tolerate her - she could become a hunting partner - Does she chant? (Might be one of those obscure eastern chants though) Either way make sure she knows who's boss - You are the top cat and position must be respected!
    You will be ahead of the times in your area of course, setting an example for William, encouraging cultural diversity....multi ethnic society....

    Good luck, from opus 1

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